Rufus the Pokemon League janitor dropped a package off at my office, and my my! Look at these beautiful little things!
Each of you challengers will be getting one of these beautiful little things along with your trainer card, while supplies last!
I have no idea what they’re for, but Rufus seems insistent, so… (when I say insistent I mean he keeps trying to trip me with his mop whenever he sees me. He’s clearly enamored with my research!)