This twitter app is the best thing ever

[Heleor]

It basically just takes past tweets and makes up new statuses that you might post. This was one of the best ones:

"Challengers are without exception amazingly hot. VGO already blew their ATMs for the aperture science!"

Get your own at: http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ - feel free to enter Heleor or PAXPokemon for some interesting ones. PAXPokemon seems to have an obsession with Dr. Cronus.

[Elgaladwen]

Haha, that is awesome.

"Where are in the new Blade Runner movie? We asked the Catholic holiday it's even from pinching, yo!"

Probably about as much sense as I usually make in my tweets.

"People on a nice cat? Please don't ruin it!!! Also, I wish we'd had sexy outfits."

Ok, I'm done now...

[Heleor]

"Very tight pants. Any seattlites want to McFadden's! Drunk Pokemon theme song?"

"Gah, let me any Pokemon badge. I'll be some guy who wanted to take challengers starting Friday morning!"

"Damn, I need a masculine extrovert? This guy is finished. Do not coming to?"

"Yey for the aperture science jackets somewhere... In the first winner of liquor and a genius."

[Elgaladwen]

We may have to just turn this thread into where we post all these tweets so we don't spam our followers. >_>

"I lost their bodies doing eBay stuff. Blarg. Tomorrow I like you potentially arrested."

[Gingerstik]

Just spent an hour on this thing. The tweets it's generating cannot make me stop laughing, and a little frightened.

"Audinos diarrhea exp out of Dr. Horrible."

"OMG TODAY SO MUCH POKEMON IT IS GOOD WANT MORE PROTOMEN LIVE THOUGH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU FACE MELTED OFF."

[Elgaladwen]

'Wow. I just SLAYED Chop Suey. Amazing show. A-fucking-mazing. Those Romulans love that people say that!"

I am spending far too much time on there...

[CommodoreSkippy]

"Dear customer two feet away from PAX Pokemon Black and watching the dick. I inhale. Ice cream cheese. "

[CommodoreSkippy]

"Auuuugh, sweaty boob money! That NEVER happens. Overall though, I am trying to the Barbarian!"

"Siiiigh, time to die. One hour nap. Semi-lucid Silent Hill dreams. Defeated sleep a winner to music."

"I've been hating Seinfeld in bad places too. Speaking of, wanna be awesome."

[Elgaladwen]

Just because it's been so long:

"I told Initial P he should come to the PPL every year. Ahh, I hear Rocketeer now."

[Prof. Pine]

"We here at the 6th floor of you ... Heleor) Leaders and one at the first challenger after a tip : =D that."
"The board the end of the inconvenience. I am going to a pokemon marathon for my team."
"The Escapist, and hopefully we'll have a teaser: We got a teaser pic of time until PAX."

The last one is ALMOST logical.